Scoochie Boochie - I Have Sex (official video)

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Hi! My name is Scoochie Boochie. I was born from a volcano, and now I'm the best rapper in the United States.

My music is kind of like The Lonely Island plus lore.

I have 5 albums. There is a full cinematic story connecting them, beginning with my third album: The Lost City of Atlantits, in which I voyage in a submarine shaped like a microphone in search of a mythical island that sank into the sea when its women got too thicc.

Here's a behind the scenes video of the story behind "I Have Sex":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tgsE5owyI

Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5bHXUitr6IzklATeeXZm8Z?si=MkCft9grTja9Yf7MiSPeUg

Instagram:
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Merch:
https://scoochieboochie.merchtable.com/

Bandcamp
https://scoochieboochie.bandcamp.com/

Holy Smokes Comedy Podcast:
https://www.instagram.com/holysmokespod/

Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/holysmokespod

Beat by Jared Haverdink @ jaredhav on IG
Shot/edit:Scoochie Boochie
Mixing/Mastering by Ever Evolved: http://everevolved.com/

lyrics:
I’m a legendary lovemaker
Deft touch with the butt
Like the brush to a Dutch painter
I got dumb dangler
And I’m bout to put a Pollack on your dumptaker
Foreplay is my forte
When I make love
It’s gourmet
I may nut
on your face
But it ain’t nuttin
but sorbet
Poor taste?
Sure thing
But a great line
I’m the word bank
Plus world bank
Plus sperm bank
Plus a great time
Welcome to the captain’s quarters
Back that ass up
Captain’s orders
My mattress magma
That’s a scorcher
Some snacks for stamina
Have some hors d'oeuvres
Cleanse a pallet with me
My dick’s jurisdiction
Is your municipalititties
Qualititty over quantititty
Though I get both
A lotta women getting soggy with me
It’s humidititty
That is fogging up the windows
Sex with me
Is like curly fries
Go extra deep
In them curvy thighs
Got the recipe
For your ecstasy
Cuz my sexpertise
Is certified
I got a dirty mind
And a clean dick
Thirty five
Inch penis
She’s sure I’m lying
Til she seen it
And your girl was like
I need this
But it’s an inconvenience
No jeans fit
The seams split
My peen is
As long as
A week with
No weekend
Gee whiz
Jiminy clitoris
She is
Visibly interested
I put the “pro” in promiscuous
I put the “pro” in profane
I’m with your girl doing flips n shit
Cuz I get cirque du so laid
She was not born in the states
She put the “ass” in ambassador
I put the “cock” in caucasian
I’m in that thing like a catheter
You ain’t seen dong of this caliber
Long as Excalibur
Mate for so long that my phallus hurt
And they moving on in the calendar
Started in May
Next thing I know it’s October
Well, you know what they say
Time flies when you’ve got a boner
And I got a boner
And she’s very good with the python
Must be a coder
Throw her on the lava bed feel the repercussions
Poonani tsunami
She is buxom
And it seems to me that she is Russian
Why?
Cuz she seized the means of reproduction