The Legend Of Neil Norman Wilkinson | A song about Neil

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A song about Neil.

Another toe tapping song from the album 'Life Is Like A Movie' - Available here https://mrelliotmason.com/buymycd/

Song by Elliot Mason https://mrelliotmason.com/
Animation by Justin Mason https://www.youtube.com/DrivelTube


Lyrics...

There was a gentleman who came from Birmingham
He lived inside a house and drove a yellow van
He had a pair of legs two elbows and a nose
And when he had a bath he took off all his clothes

Each morning as he woke he opened up his eyes
He got out of his bed using muscles in his thighs
He walked into the bathroom and brushed all of his teeth
He started with the top ones then did the ones underneath

His name was Neil Norman Wilkinson
And he wore a pair of trousers nearly all the time
He drank tea with a dash of milk in it
Could there ever be a more perfect Neil than he? Maybe

Each day he went to work and then he came back home
And then he went to work again and then he came back home
And then the next day he went to work again and then he came back home again
And then he did that for the next two days and then it was the weekend

He used his lungs to breathe in oxygen
And he used the toilet whenever the need arose
And at night he normally went to bed
And there ends the tale of Neil Norman Wilkinson

Words & Music by Elliot Mason


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